Say rather that he's apolitical
Apr. 28th, 2004 05:45 pmI got this from
jazzsammich.
POLITICAL SEX SURVEY
1. What's your sign and what does it have to do with politics?
I'm a Scorpio. I'm not sure what that has to do with politics, since most politicians are considerably lower than scorpions in the Great Chain of Being.
2. Favorite political song, artist, or lyric:
Not sure. The third verse of XTC's "Complicated Game" comes to mind, since I quote it so much, but I don't totally agree with it. Andy Partridge seem to think voting is futile, and I don't think I would go THAT far.
Oh, and it's not actually from a song, but I think John Flansburgh once said something like, "Apes on the right, people on the left, just like in politics."
3. What actor or public person would you like to see smack down Ah-nold?
I don't think it really matters who does it, as long as it gets done.
4. How do you convince your Republican uncle not to vote for B**h?
Hmm, that's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that. Except I probably won't.
5. If you were starting a new political movement, what would it be called?
The Bull Moose Party! Oh, wait. That's been done, hasn't it?
6. What candidate would be best in bed? (Please explain.)
Well, I know, since I've slept with all of them, but I swore not to tell. :P
7. Favorite thing about George W. B**h?
Umm...I guess that he's easy to make fun of.
8. A slept-on group of voters you'd like to see organized?
I'm not entirely sure what the question means.
9. Who do you know that should run for office?
Well, not me.
10. Finish this sentence. "The day when all our political problems are solved, you'll find me..."
In my own home and a well-paying job, hopefully. I guess those things are sort of related to politics, right?
POLITICAL SEX SURVEY
1. What's your sign and what does it have to do with politics?
I'm a Scorpio. I'm not sure what that has to do with politics, since most politicians are considerably lower than scorpions in the Great Chain of Being.
2. Favorite political song, artist, or lyric:
Not sure. The third verse of XTC's "Complicated Game" comes to mind, since I quote it so much, but I don't totally agree with it. Andy Partridge seem to think voting is futile, and I don't think I would go THAT far.
Oh, and it's not actually from a song, but I think John Flansburgh once said something like, "Apes on the right, people on the left, just like in politics."
3. What actor or public person would you like to see smack down Ah-nold?
I don't think it really matters who does it, as long as it gets done.
4. How do you convince your Republican uncle not to vote for B**h?
Hmm, that's a tough one. I'll have to get back to you on that. Except I probably won't.
5. If you were starting a new political movement, what would it be called?
The Bull Moose Party! Oh, wait. That's been done, hasn't it?
6. What candidate would be best in bed? (Please explain.)
Well, I know, since I've slept with all of them, but I swore not to tell. :P
7. Favorite thing about George W. B**h?
Umm...I guess that he's easy to make fun of.
8. A slept-on group of voters you'd like to see organized?
I'm not entirely sure what the question means.
9. Who do you know that should run for office?
Well, not me.
10. Finish this sentence. "The day when all our political problems are solved, you'll find me..."
In my own home and a well-paying job, hopefully. I guess those things are sort of related to politics, right?