Got to find some creature I can kill with a spear

[vovat]

Weird Al now has a MySpace page, complete with the cover art and release date (26 September) for his new album. I'm assuming this information is accurate, but with Al, who knows? Also, the DVD release of The Weird Al Show is scheduled for 15 August.

And here are two Google search memes that travspence did. The first involves searching for "[your name] killed," and the second for "[your name] eats."

1. Nathan killed the radio star
2. Thank God that the police did get there in time befire Nathan killed anymore people.
3. NATHAN killed his fathe
4. I think Nathan killed Dan !
5. Nathan killed the bell - cow and fed the dogs the liver And now we ' re out of meat , and we ' ll hang the dogs forever .
6. Nathan killed by Goodwin.
7. Marty Nathan is the widow of Michael Nathan, killed in Greensboro on Nov. 3, 1979.
8. Jealous , Nathan killed Keith and danced around naked because Haley asked Lucas to kiss Mouth & Ali .
9. I'll have you know that Nathan killed a spider for me just this morning … and it was a big one, too!
10. On September 30, 1995, Nathan killed his mother with an ax and decapitated his father with a hacksaw after shooting him to death.


1. Owen flies kites, Nathan eats foil.
2. Nathan eats a monkey as he and Jonathan exchange Pokémon
3. The next morning, Nathan eats an empty ice cream cone for breakfast, courtesy of Nancy!
4. I also prefer text that's written in the present tense with an active voice ("Nathan eats Spam" rather than "The Spam will be eaten by Nathan").
5. Joss listens to the question while Nathan eats.
6. Nathan eats four times a day and his diet includes, chicken, red meat, lunch meat, vegetables, pastas. orange juice, etc.
7. Therefore, Nathan eats one box of cereal for 140 : 4 = 35 days.
8. Most people who come from the farm say that Nathan eats like a pig, but I come from the city and say that pigs eat like Nathan.
9. Nathan eats several fruits, including grapes, bananas, strawberries, and raisins.
10. Outside the classroom Nathan eats, sleeps, and breaths progressive politics.

Comments

[rockinlibrarian.livejournal.com]

It would be interesting to know what the context of some of those lines are. Quite even more amusing than one might suppose. 9 is my favorite from the "killed" list. 8 from "eats" is too well-written to be general Internet slush-- it's literary. I wonder if it's from some real story somewhere?

[vovat.livejournal.com]

The "Nathan eats like a pig" quote comes from here (http://www.chiasmus.com/archive/msg00158.html). It's apparently describing a pastor who eats a lot.