My tweets

• Tue, 14:06: If immigration is outlawed, only outlaws would be immigrants.
• Tue, 14:08: RT @OutOnTheMoors: The problem is that Donald Trump is no longer a loose cannon. He's 5000 loose nuclear weapons.
• Tue, 14:15: RT @AndyAsAdjective: people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses
• Tue, 14:16: RT @chuuew: He-Manᴳʳᵉʸˢᵏᵘᶫᶫ
• Tue, 14:17: RT @JasonKander: With just 1,373 days until Americans vote in the 2020 election, responsible thing to do is wait until then to consider any…
• Tue, 14:24: RT @LouisatheLast: I swear we're gonna hear reports of the first death camps and people will be like "don't get distracted!! What's he REAL…
• Tue, 14:29: RT @bornmiserable: I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
• Tue, 14:29: RT @emptywheel: Again: Trump promised to kill the family members of terrorists. This is what he campaigned on. Dead 8 year old American gir…
• Tue, 14:35: For every other regulation passed, three more must be reversed. Unless there's an R in the month, then you lose a turn. Deuces are wild.
• Tue, 14:36: RT @daniel_barker: -What do we want? -No more Nazis! -When do we want it? -Honestly like 70 years ago I mean it was a whole thing.

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