- Tue, 14:06: If immigration is outlawed, only outlaws would be immigrants.
- Tue, 14:08: RT @OutOnTheMoors: The problem is that Donald Trump is no longer a loose cannon. He's 5000 loose nuclear weapons.
- Tue, 14:15: RT @AndyAsAdjective: people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses
- Tue, 14:16: RT @chuuew: He-Manᴳʳᵉʸˢᵏᵘᶫᶫ
- Tue, 14:17: RT @JasonKander: With just 1,373 days until Americans vote in the 2020 election, responsible thing to do is wait until then to consider any…
- Tue, 14:24: RT @LouisatheLast: I swear we're gonna hear reports of the first death camps and people will be like "don't get distracted!! What's he REAL…
- Tue, 14:29: RT @bornmiserable: I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness
- Tue, 14:29: RT @emptywheel: Again: Trump promised to kill the family members of terrorists. This is what he campaigned on. Dead 8 year old American gir…
- Tue, 14:35: For every other regulation passed, three more must be reversed. Unless there's an R in the month, then you lose a turn. Deuces are wild.
- Tue, 14:36: RT @daniel_barker: -What do we want? -No more Nazis! -When do we want it? -Honestly like 70 years ago I mean it was a whole thing.
- Tue, 14:45: RT @realtegan: This works. https://t.co/oeI0kWY27T
- Tue, 14:50: RT @Stonekettle: Senate: Tell us about yourself DeVos: God hates public education! Senate: DeVos: Senate: You're in https://t.co/5U2ClA…
- Tue, 14:55: RT @AWDtwit: When I was a kid... I always wanted to see this happen. https://t.co/VvcjVQeHXT
- Tue, 14:58: RT @RF_P0TUS: so Education dumbs us while EPA pollutes air and Interior warms Arctic ice enough so the Putin/Exxon-Mobil State Dept can dri…
- Tue, 15:00: Trump: "It's not a ban on Muslims. We're just keeping out anyone who believes Muhammad is the prophet of God."
- Tue, 15:01: RT @TeaPainUSA: Turns out the Constitution was just a silly phase the Tea Party was going through. They are soooo over that now.
- Tue, 15:55: How about, for every person Trump bars from entering the country, he has to let two others in?
- Tue, 19:49: RT @wbtphdjd: https://t.co/jxtLsQ1m78
- Tue, 19:55: RT @CardiffGarcia: Maybe we've all been wrong, and strange women lying in ponds distributing swords actually would be a better basis for a…
- Tue, 19:56: Yogi, Boo-Boo, and the Mysterious Guardian of the Forest https://t.co/3b85gmnrzU
- Tue, 19:58: I hope the SCOTUS finalists who aren't nominated at least get a copy of the home game.
- Tue, 20:01: RT @mattmfm: Dear @SenateDems, There is no next battle. This is it. Work to block a vote on this Supreme Court nominee or base will desert…
- Tue, 20:09: RT @sarahkendzior: Do not label policies hurting human beings as "distractions". Anything hurting fellow citizens is inherently worthy of…
- Tue, 20:14: RT @paprbckparadise: $1 #books https://t.co/fZGo7wUmSA
- Tue, 20:24: RT @bridger_w: I just saw a picture of a mouse holding an umbrella. Could it be true
- Tue, 20:46: Steve Bannon thinks there's a mosque at the North Pole. I think elves should be allowed to worship as they see fit.
- Tue, 20:47: RT @StephenByrne86: https://t.co/tUWuuYDQXz
- Tue, 20:52: Neil Gore-Sucks must be a devoted Republican to have changed his name just to put down the 2000 Democratic candidate.
- Tue, 20:53: RT @doublemaximus: *:・゚✧My dark skinned beauties*:・゚✧ https://t.co/HqCtRPF6G5
- Tue, 20:57: RT @BradWalsh: Cool. So now they are actively going to poison you after they take away your health care. https://t.co/vyA5Zrn6xz
- Tue, 21:03: RT @realtegan: Because Republicans refused to confirm Merrick Garland, any Supreme Court justice nominated by Trump is illegitimate. Period.
- Tue, 21:08: RT @wbtphdjd: https://t.co/nEO7FiCcxt
- Tue, 21:16: RT @pixelatedboat: Uh oh, maybe Trump should've looked into this guy's social media history before he picked him for the Supreme Court: htt…
- Wed, 07:16: Trump wants to know when ORANGE History Month is. (Too obvious?)
- Wed, 12:00: If Giuliani had just kept his mouth shut after 2001, he'd probably be a candidate for sainthood. But no, he'd rather rule in Hell.