My tweets

• Thu, 16:54: RT @VeryLonelyLuke: My careers: 1) moisture farmer 2) Jedi 3) hermit I knew I should have gone to college.
• Thu, 16:57: Why would PETA assume the tanooki suit is an actual skin in a world where mushrooms make you big?
• Thu, 18:12: It's called a Futura. Ever heard of it? @ New Utrecht Avenue / 62nd Street https://t.co/8T7N91uame
• Thu, 18:43: I can't decide whether to drink the Uncle Juice or the Jesus Juice.
• Thu, 20:39: The Bushes showing up after their son dropped out is like going to the Little League championship your kid didn't make.
• Thu, 20:44: "My dad carried mail on his back. I never knew why they wouldn't give him a cart." -John Kasich #GOPDebate
• Thu, 20:54: Rubio has never hired anybody? Doesn't he have a staff? #GOPDebate
• Thu, 21:07: Where did Rubio get those screaming girls? #GOPDebate
• Thu, 21:25: Hugh Hewitt stays up at night worrying whether Hobby Lobby will be allowed to discriminate against women, apparently. #GOPDebate
• Thu, 21:29: "The Constitution is not a living and breathing document. It uses anaerobic respiration." -Rubio #GOPDebate

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