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Thu, 16:54: RT @VeryLonelyLuke: My careers: 1) moisture farmer 2) Jedi 3) hermit I knew I should have gone to college.
Thu, 16:57: Why would PETA assume the tanooki suit is an actual skin in a world where mushrooms make you big?
Thu, 18:12: It's called a Futura. Ever heard of it? @ New Utrecht Avenue / 62nd Street https://t.co/8T7N91uame
Thu, 18:43: I can't decide whether to drink the Uncle Juice or the Jesus Juice.
Thu, 20:39: The Bushes showing up after their son dropped out is like going to the Little League championship your kid didn't make.
Thu, 20:44: "My dad carried mail on his back. I never knew why they wouldn't give him a cart." -John Kasich #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:54: Rubio has never hired anybody? Doesn't he have a staff? #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:07: Where did Rubio get those screaming girls? #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:25: Hugh Hewitt stays up at night worrying whether Hobby Lobby will be allowed to discriminate against women, apparently. #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:29: "The Constitution is not a living and breathing document. It uses anaerobic respiration." -Rubio #GOPDebate

Thu, 21:33: RT @FrankConniff: For those of you playing along at home, "religious liberty" is a dog whistle for "white heterosexual privilege." #GOPDeba…
Thu, 21:37: The fruit salad of my life has too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries.
Thu, 21:42: So whoever gives the least specific answers gets the nomination? #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:50: "I will not allow people to die on the sidewalks and streets. They can die on the grass, though." -Trump #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:54: RT @FrankConniff: Hate to admit it, but Trump is convincing me - vague generalizations are what we need to solve all our problems. #GOPDeba…
Thu, 21:54: RT @P0TUS: Trump: "I will not let people die in the streets except for the people I shoot on 5th Avenue" #GOPDebate
Thu, 22:05: RT @jamisonfoser: “We are the Party of diversity” says Marco Rubio on the day the GOP frontrunner was endorsed by a Klansman.
Thu, 22:37: Unless the someone who mentioned your name is a moderator, who cares? Is there some new rule I haven't heard? #GOPDebate
Thu, 22:41: RT @NoThoughtsHere: John Kasich: "I lock people in rooms and don't let them out all the time. And then spank them profusely until I get wha…
Thu, 22:42: Does Trump think people only shoot heroin in ugly places? #GOPDebate

Thu, 22:42: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Donald should have said "I support a northern border too if it would keep this guy next to me out of the country."
Thu, 22:44: RT @lizzwinstead: Somebody build a wall around Trump. I'll pay for it. #GOPDebate
Thu, 22:53: Trump: "Politicians are all talk and no action, so I decided to become one." #GOPDebate
Thu, 22:54: RT @Darth_Wayne: Just once I want to see a moderator respond with: "I'm sorry...but...what the fuck did you just say?" Just once. #GOPDeb…
Fri, 09:01: I have no good ideas for my anniversary. It only comes around once every four years!
Fri, 09:08: Hmm, the last two trending topics are "superhot" and "Pokemon." https://t.co/YJqc9jmru0

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