My tweets

• Sat, 14:39: People who beg for nude pics are kicking themselves to find out all they needed to do was insult Susan Sarandon.
• Sat, 15:15: Almost time for the Big Game, by which I mean the New Hampshire primary.
• Sat, 16:09: Waluigi is the true power behind the Vatican. #WaluigiFacts
• Sat, 17:24: RT @ericsmithrocks: Users: I need a way to report violently racist monsters who- Twitter: HAVE A NEW TIMELINE. Users: That's not what- T…
• Sat, 17:37: DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'M CHASING A STRING. #CatBumperStickers
• Sat, 17:40: RT @jennypencil: A neurologist (non-Democrat, for the record) drills down on why Ted Cruz’s face seems so creepy. https://t.co/to98prBVc7
• Sat, 17:59: RT @mattselman: Fox Standards had no problem with this line for some reason https://t.co/148adatA6P
• Sat, 18:03: RT @QwertyJones3: This chicken wire is a total cock block.
• Sat, 18:03: RT @StarWarsProblms: Darth Vader lived every man’s dream: He quit his job by tossing his boss down a bottomless pit.
• Sat, 20:32: "Obama is trying to change this country. If I'm elected, I'll make sure there's no progress whatsoever." -Ted Cruz #GOPDebate

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