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Sat, 14:39: People who beg for nude pics are kicking themselves to find out all they needed to do was insult Susan Sarandon.
Sat, 15:15: Almost time for the Big Game, by which I mean the New Hampshire primary.
Sat, 16:09: Waluigi is the true power behind the Vatican. #WaluigiFacts
Sat, 17:24: RT @ericsmithrocks: Users: I need a way to report violently racist monsters who- Twitter: HAVE A NEW TIMELINE. Users: That's not what- Tâ¦
Sat, 17:37: DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'M CHASING A STRING. #CatBumperStickers
Sat, 17:40: RT @jennypencil: A neurologist (non-Democrat, for the record) drills down on why Ted Cruzâs face seems so creepy. https://t.co/to98prBVc7
Sat, 17:59: RT @mattselman: Fox Standards had no problem with this line for some reason https://t.co/148adatA6P
Sat, 18:03: RT @QwertyJones3: This chicken wire is a total cock block.
Sat, 18:03: RT @StarWarsProblms: Darth Vader lived every manâs dream: He quit his job by tossing his boss down a bottomless pit.
Sat, 20:32: "Obama is trying to change this country. If I'm elected, I'll make sure there's no progress whatsoever." -Ted Cruz #GOPDebate

Sat, 20:32: RT @DouglasRTurek: #MarcoRubio is ready to re-embrace the fabled America that never existed...or child labor and cholera. #unclear
Sat, 20:35: RT @PrincessLib_TYT: We don't want to be like the rest of the word, we want to have terrible education and abysmal healthcare! #tytlive #Thâ¦
Sat, 21:17: Kasich thinks we need to reach out to people in the shadows. It's about time one of these candidates speaks out for the ninjas. #GOPDebate
Sat, 21:22: Rubio's idea that free enterprise works for everybody is part of why the poor are screwed over. If you're not rich, it's your fault.
Sat, 21:24: Stop calling on Rubio. He's just going to say he's against change again. #GOPDebate
Sat, 21:25: I'm only watching the Super Bowl for Jeb's commercials.
Sat, 21:25: RT @DouglasRTurek: #MarcoRubio : "#BarackObama is doing everything ON PURPOSE!" In President Rubio's America, everything will be an accidenâ¦
Sat, 21:29: Can you really cheat on a diet that you made up in the first place?
Sat, 21:31: RT @leyawn: TRUMP: my wall will be ten feet tall BUSH: eleven feet TRUMP: fuck RUBIO: part of my wall goes underground TRUMP: holy shit
Sat, 21:32: RT @suddeneternity: Cut corporate taxes, starve the middle-class, deregulate everything & kill innocent people. #GOPDebate in a nutshell. #â¦

Sat, 21:36: Jeb is talking about bombing without a way to deal with the aftermath. Way to throw your brother under the bus. #GOPDebate
Sat, 21:36: RT @CorkyCrash: I'm happiest when people tell me "Don't be a hero" because there's absolutely no way I'm going to disappoint them.
Sat, 21:40: Trump talked about Medieval Times, because who knows tacky restaurants better than he does? #GOPDebate
Sat, 21:41: RT @therealeatwood: ME: As God is my witness, I am innocent! LAWYER: Is this true? GOD: [seeing mobster do the cut-throat gesture] Uh uh â¦
Sat, 21:45: So is Trump planning on hugging and kissing members of ISIS? #GOPDebate
Sat, 22:09: RT @lpolgreen: "This is a disease." What happens when middle class white communities are devastated by drug abuse.
Sat, 22:14: RT @samsteinhp: Rubio, standing next to guy whoâs called for a full ban on Muslims coming into US, says itâs fiction that there is bias agaâ¦
Sat, 22:18: Yeah, military enrollment is down because of how veterans are treated, not because actually being IN the military is shitty. #GOPDebate
Sat, 23:26: RT @sarahkendzior: The only women mentioned in this debate are 1) future drafted soldiers 2) women with unwanted pregnancies 3) Hillary Cliâ¦
Sat, 23:27: I know a lot of Democrats who like football, but I get the impression Republicans don't even have the choice not to.

Sat, 23:47: Fairy Tales from the Final Frontier https://t.co/A7XGiPxEAJ https://t.co/gSa6lI5B5q
Sun, 00:12: RT @TheStupidParty: #DonaldTrump loves waterboarding. He should waterboard Rick Snyder with #Flint water first. #GOPDebate
Sun, 04:12: RT @AndyAsAdjective: "I think we should see other people" -the editor of the 1st draft of the 1st "Where's Waldo" book which had nothing bâ¦

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