My tweets

• Thu, 13:25: 📹 Weirdest Mario Commercials The milk commercial should have just been the Super Show bit where Luigi... https://t.co/O0sq1EbgBf
• Thu, 18:04: Trump and Sanders show what Americans want in a president--someone who doesn't pronounce R's at the end of words.
• Thu, 18:10: RT @AdamWeinstein: One problem w/the Trump/Cruz surge is it leads writers to call union-hating, school-gutting anti-choicers like Kasich & …
• Thu, 18:19: RT @P0TUS: BREAKING: Ted Cruz finally unites Congress in a bi-partisan agreement to despise Ted Cruz.
• Thu, 18:53: RT @TeaPartyCat: After new Iowa poll shows Hillary in 2nd place, the House GOP announces investigation into Bernie Sanders' role in Benghaz…
• Thu, 22:07: Why doesn't Ted Cruz use the fact that his first name is Rafael? He's cool, but crude.
• Thu, 22:35: RT @Plankfan: https://t.co/s99DEOcKgi
• Thu, 23:05: Is Winter Storm Jonas going to be wearing a purity ring?
• Fri, 07:38: Apparently "Pixels" is like Captain N if Kevin were thoroughly unlikable.
• Fri, 07:43: It's weird when the nicest thing you can say about a politician is that they won't keep their promises, but that's how I feel about Trump.

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