My tweets

• Thu, 13:49: RT @XplodingUnicorn: Top 3 reasons monkeys might go extinct: 3) climate change 2) habitat loss 1) jumping on the bed
• Thu, 15:05: Transdimensional Express https://t.co/Nto499LAlv http://t.co/iUnFIskPAk
• Thu, 17:29: I'd think Meghan Trainor would want SOME treble, if only to make her appreciate the bass more.
• Thu, 18:04: Mike Nesmith, is it really possibly to lightly take advantage of someone?
• Thu, 18:10: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: The Pope should leave science to scientists who deny science.
• Thu, 18:15: RT @LOLGOP: The people who are offended by "Happy Holidays" want to know what your problem with the Confederate flag is.
• Fri, 02:23: Humanity Is Doomed https://t.co/9yRS4S9cUk http://t.co/8DDNNHxLql
• Fri, 02:23: Humanity Is Doomed https://t.co/9yRS4S9cUk http://t.co/GGzNY7zRiE
• Fri, 04:04: Maybe they should put Aaron Burr on the $10 bill with Hamilton. That would make our currency more exciting!
• Fri, 04:21: RT @See_Say_92: White killer: "I am a racist. This was racially motivated." Media: "Woah there buddy!!!! We don't know all the facts yet.…