My tweets

• Wed, 15:04: Finally seeing Age of Ultron on the last week it's in this theater. I'm the only one here.
• Wed, 15:09: Okay, there are two more people here now.
• Wed, 15:14: All these movies making genetic engineering look bad are probably why we still don't have a cure for cancer.
• Wed, 17:39: The main advantage to Disney owning Marvel was that Ultron could sing a song from Pinocchio. #AgeOfUltron
• Wed, 21:04: I have a headcanon for Super Mario, but for Mega Man I only have arm canons.
• Thu, 00:31: Better Watch Out, You Bad Boys https://t.co/QGUBhO6pSh http://t.co/09lyFWZu9t
• Thu, 00:51: Maybe Disney should use Winnie-the-Pooh to call attention to bees dying out.
• Thu, 00:56: RT @ScrewyDecimal: At what point does it stop being writer's block and start being just, like, your LIFE?