My tweets

• Mon, 12:49: What Maury should say: "You are NOT the father! You ARE, however, an irresponsible idiot who has unprotected sex with strangers."
• Mon, 15:42: Why is it that humanity can wipe out black rhinos, but not poison ivy?
• Mon, 15:45: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Middle Eastern Oil Conspiracies make no sense. All the money we spend on war, we could just buy the Middle East.
• Mon, 16:18: Memorial Day is unfair to amnesiacs.
• Mon, 17:09: RT @SarahKSilverman: If I were best friends w Bono I'd call him Bongo & he'd hate it but then 1day I'd die & he'd look back on it w fondnes…
• Tue, 11:33: "Davy Jones" http://t.co/kPey2KthJm