My tweets

• Sun, 12:09: I'm glad Lucky the Leprechaun and the Cookie Cop can finally tie the knot.
• Mon, 10:41: I tried flipping houses, but nobody wanted to buy an upside-down house.
• Mon, 10:44: RT @pakalupapito: mozzarella sticks are so important http://t.co/ZRPiyK83Us