My tweets

• Mon, 17:27: Have Trump and Disney teamed up for "The Sorcerer's Celebrity Apprentice" yet? When Trump fires a broom, he ends up with two.
• Mon, 17:51: So Papa John's can afford to give away free pizzas, but can't pay for health care for their employees?
• Mon, 17:52: RT @EpicHistoryPics: The Mickey Mouse gas mask, designed to reduce kids' fear for attacks in WWII http://t.co/Je2NmczHIi
• Mon, 20:44: RT @jlbellwriter: RT @hauntedohiobook: 18thc Japanese print by Suzuki Harunobu of children building a snow-lion. http://t.co/voW4rbPqZP htt…
• Mon, 21:10: They're doing renovations on two Wawas in the area at the same time. It's like when they clean all the bathrooms in a building at once.
• Mon, 21:24: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Cat Stevens changed his name to Yusuf Islam at the request of President Obama because he hates cats and loves terrorism.…