My tweets

• Sun, 21:42: I think I might need glasses for the first time in my life.
• Sun, 21:48: RT @FrankConniff: Missing #GoldenGlobes so I'll pack everything into one tweet: What an ugly dress, she's had work done, that speech sucked.
• Sun, 21:51: Shouldn't the Golden Globe runners-up get Silver Globes?
• Sun, 22:24: Is Paul Simon's "Kodachrome" the first pop song to use the word "crap"?
• Mon, 00:06: Does Meryl Street win awards for her performances in previous awards shows?
• Mon, 00:50: I'm looking forward to seeing Samus Aran's new show, "How I Met Your Mother Brain."