My tweets

• Sat, 17:15: I don't eat red meat. Thank God for food coloring.
• Sat, 19:18: Are you ready for some football? No? Then we'll just delay the game until you are.
• Sat, 19:36: RT @NESquester: You know, friction sure can be a drag.
• Sat, 19:55: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1994, the Major League Baseball season was canceled. Fans of watching guys stand around and adjust themselves were…
• Sun, 09:43: I'm sorry, but I don't see how a Nexus can make a kid a better public speaker.