My tweets

• Fri, 13:48: Is the American dream the one where you're naked in public, or where you have an exam you haven't studied for?
• Fri, 19:32: I'm in favor of boots on the ground, as long as there aren't human feet in them.
• Fri, 19:40: He may have claimed to be an authentic Arabian wizard, but I think he's a fakir.
• Sat, 00:02: Made it through another Friday the 13th. Fortunately, Jason was off in Colchis looking for the Golden Fleece.
• Sat, 00:45: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!