My tweets

• Sat, 15:04: Crap, I got to work an hour early. Sure, I brought some stuff to do, but another hour of computer time would have been nice.
• Sat, 15:12: RT @brokenglasseye: Is your car shit? Why not improve it by sticking ducks to it? LOADS OF THEM... http://t.co/Yk6LXZkNF3
• Sat, 15:12: RT @linnyitssn: A bigot is someone who spends all day trying to convince you that he is not a bigot. Decent people don't need to do that.
• Sat, 15:20: RT @P0TUS: RT @ericwolfson "Hey girl, is your name #Benghazi? Cuz I'm gonna keep going back & hitting on you until it's a scandal!" #GOPPi…
• Sat, 15:21: RT @mattkoff: Alanis Morissette should start a car dealership called "You Audi Know."
• Sat, 15:24: Unused Fox News slogan: "The only good humanism is BRIT Humanism."
• Sat, 15:28: I thought chicken and waffles sounded like it might be good, until I learned it was eaten with gravy.
• Sat, 15:30: RT @mattkoff: Having kids is a desperate ploy for attention pls RT
• Sat, 15:33: We need to cut foodstamps. All they do is encourage poor people to remain alive.
• Sat, 18:15: I sold my soul once, but I think it was a scam.

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