My tweets

• Fri, 15:53: Do you think a Post No Bills sign on my windshield would be effective?
• Fri, 17:47: If they don't have the Enya album you want at the store, you might have to mail away, mail away, mail away.
• Fri, 22:16: Why would you wish a retail worker a good weekend?
• Fri, 23:24: A Google Maps search for "Space Massachusetts" results in a club called The Space in Lowell, MA.
• Sat, 02:14: Gnolls on a Roll http://t.co/l7QUgOj5Pg
• Sat, 02:28: If you have trouble going to the bathroom in space, you can always take a galaxative.