My tweets

• Thu, 13:19: "Can't get enough of Divorce Court?" -Some TV announcer
• Thu, 15:24: RT @gilibugg: I probably shouldn't tell her about the Rossetti's pet wombat. http://t.co/0WJ05muZmn (any excuse to tweet this again)
• Thu, 15:40: RT @mollycrabapple: My #longread on Guantanamo Bay, "It Don't Gitmo Better Than This" is finally out- http://t.co/hX0JdGVrHn
• Thu, 15:42: Someone said prisoners in Gitmo don't have it so bad because they get lemon chicken. Wonder if they also have granite countertops.
• Thu, 15:43: RT @ZachWeiner: Relationships and comma usage. http://t.co/qNl8Gmpbfq
• Thu, 15:48: RT @P0TUS: GOP: "Cut corporate taxes". Obama: "OK. let's cut corporate taxes". GOP: "We won't fall for your partisan politics".
• Thu, 15:59: I'm not religious, but I'm irritable.
• Thu, 21:34: If you're going to charge more for shipping than for the item itself, I expect it to arrive in a solid gold box.
• Fri, 08:32: A guy screaming angrily and incoherently on the Manhattan street sounded like he said, "Annie Oakley sucked dick!"
• Fri, 10:57: How am I so bad at swiping cards?

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