My tweets

• Wed, 12:37: Not that it really matters, but the Fox News lady DOES realize Jesus is in the Quran, right?
• Wed, 13:21: Photoset: tallestsilver: anticonfluentialist: The best of #foxnewslitcrit, Twitter’s response to the... http://t.co/DEeBs8uSS0
• Wed, 13:53: "More like the SNOW-viet Union, am I right?" -German soldiers in 1941
• Wed, 14:10: I went to see Shakespeare in the Park, but it turned out he was just there walking his doggerel.
• Wed, 14:10: RT @mollycrabapple: How to make people care about Manning or Syria? Write the latest news on Weiner's dick
• Wed, 14:15: I have to admit that I find the concept of being on parole but not allowed out of prison to be confusing. #O.J. Simpson
• Wed, 19:35: RT @JaredofMo: The Wizard with rare Oz films. Smug bastard. http://t.co/manzJbuKgU
• Wed, 19:53: If Creationism can be taught in science classes, are we also going to start teaching that pi is exactly 3? It's supported in the Bible!
• Wed, 19:56: RT @Disalmanac: FACT-LIKE FACT: In chess, the knight moves in an L-shape. Because he's drunk. Again.
• Wed, 20:01: RT @Disalmanac: FACT-LIKE FACT: Styx is both the name of the river in Hell and the most popular band there.

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