My tweets

• Sat, 12:27: When will the Supreme Court rule on whether Trix being just for kids is constitutional?
• Sat, 14:13: It's Hitler's birthday, but I don't send cards to anyone who's killed 6 million people. In fact, ONE million is too many.
• Sat, 16:12: Why does everybody in "Snow White and the Huntsman" speak in a pseudo-British accent? I thought this was a German fairy tale.
• Sat, 18:37: "I'm going to throw you out the window now." -Spider-Man
• Sat, 18:41: I thought Gwen Stacy wasn't supposed to have known that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. #amazingspiderman
• Sat, 18:42: A Few Witches Burning Gets a Little Toasty http://t.co/USPjk7Aa3n
• Sat, 20:44: I recommend "The Lords of Salem" to anyone who likes naked old people.
• Sat, 20:54: RT @fmarciuliano: I love finding horrible knock-offs of well-known products in stores or online so this just made my day. http://t.co/JUJP9…
• Sat, 20:54: RT @MarioBrothBlog: In Super Mario Bros. 3, Pipe Land has the greenest grass and the bluest water. Apparently sewers are good for the envir…
• Sat, 21:56: Darius Rucker will always be Hootie to me.