My tweets

• Mon, 15:09: Does Superman really have X-ray eyes, or is that just what people call them?
• Mon, 16:06: I've never cared for Swedish meatballs. Was it the horse's fault all along?
• Mon, 16:09: Does Manti Te'o's girlfriend know Mr. Snuffleupagus?
• Mon, 16:45: Snuffle Off to Buffalo http://t.co/LWWHTtN8Vq
• Mon, 17:43: Video: tippetarius: syllogi: Rasputina - High on Life Personalized Music Video™ #666 Motivational direction:... http://t.co/wz7A40dt5U
• Mon, 18:27: Is Lana Del Rey related to Judi-Lynn and Lester, the publishers?
• Mon, 18:29: RT @theharryshearer: In fairness, IKEA's meatball product was called "Secretariat". #tipoff
• Mon, 18:40: So do IKEA's fish balls contain sea horse meat?
• Mon, 18:43: RT @JaredofMo: Hangman is a really grisly game. "Spell it right or this guy dies!"
• Mon, 18:46: RT @FrankConniff: On the day after the Oscars it always seems like the Comedy Industry is not nearly as big as the Comedy Umbrage Industry.

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