My tweets

• Mon, 15:52: Snoopy looks about as much like a beagle as the Beagle Boys do.
• Mon, 16:10: If what I saw on the Internet is correct (and I know it's often not), Oprah makes more per second than I do per hour.
• Mon, 16:17: RT @TeaPartyCat: To avoid looking biased, CNN will be telling Hurricane Sandy's side of the story too, just like they do for Romney camp ...