My tweets

• Mon, 17:53: Okay, it's He-Man AND the Masters of the Universe, right? So He-Man isn't a Master of the Universe, but Man-at-Arms and Orko are?
• Mon, 17:54: I'm relieved that Gloria Steinem isn't trending because she died.
• Mon, 21:10: Romney wants to "interrupt" the terrorists. Talk about a tough foreign policy!
• Mon, 21:11: RT @BoobsRadley: It would be awesome if the text behind them was in Constitution font but was really lyrics to Sixpence None the Richer' ...
• Mon, 21:14: Romney doesn't like Putin? But Dubya said he had a good soul!
• Mon, 21:23: RT @ScrewyDecimal: Honestly, Mitt reminds me of a surly library patron arguing about a late fine. He knows he's wrong, but he's throwing ...
• Mon, 21:35: Ah, so Romney's foreign policy is to get rid of teachers' unions.
• Mon, 21:48: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Mitt Romney will give the Defense Department two trillion bucks for bayonets now.
• Mon, 21:51: If you're going to talk about Israel, you need to ask if Romney wants to cancel "Shalom Sesame."
• Mon, 21:54: Obama was going to meet with the world's worst actors? Pauly Shore must have been disappointed when that initiative was canceled.

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