My tweets

• Fri, 13:46: This year's Simpsons Halloween special was surprisingly not bad.
• Fri, 15:34: Don't Care About Health Care http://t.co/8aeCqPsh
• Fri, 15:43: I was going to ask why no one talks about privatizing the military, but then I remembered Blackwater.
• Fri, 20:56: Will there ever be a sexy version of the two-person horse costume?
• Sat, 08:50: New Republican presidential slogan: "Get some R&R!"