- Thu, 12:27: I love video games where someone throws you in a dungeon without taking your weapons. Let's hear it for totally incompetent guards!
- Thu, 13:28: RT @AtheismNews: Unicorns x-post from r/funny http://t.co/SS0ba2js
- Thu, 13:33: RT @alyankovic: I wonder which new HuffPo article is getting more clicks... "North Korea Rocket Launch Plans" or "Miley Cyrus Flashes Ma ...
- Thu, 13:34: I think there should be an Oz racing game along the lines of Mario Kart, except I don't know that Oz should have go-karts.
- Thu, 13:41: RT @meganamram: My favorite bodybuilder is Dr. Frankenstein
- Thu, 13:43: Have you seen @tmbg's new sitcom, "Don't Trust the Drummer in Apartment 4"?
- Thu, 13:52: RT @AtheismNews: Not all professional athletes are delusional like Tim Tebow: Some get it. http://t.co/Al1c4Hzj
- Thu, 13:54: RT @FrankConniff: Now that George Zimmerman is in jail, he's vulnerable to attack from other prisoners brandishing skittles and iced tea.
- Thu, 14:10: RT @BorowitzReport: Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
- Thu, 14:15: The song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" obviously predates the atomic clock.