My tweets

[vovat]

• Thu, 12:27: I love video games where someone throws you in a dungeon without taking your weapons. Let's hear it for totally incompetent guards!
• Thu, 13:28: RT @AtheismNews: Unicorns x-post from r/funny http://t.co/SS0ba2js
• Thu, 13:33: RT @alyankovic: I wonder which new HuffPo article is getting more clicks... "North Korea Rocket Launch Plans" or "Miley Cyrus Flashes Ma ...
• Thu, 13:34: I think there should be an Oz racing game along the lines of Mario Kart, except I don't know that Oz should have go-karts.
• Thu, 13:41: RT @meganamram: My favorite bodybuilder is Dr. Frankenstein
• Thu, 13:43: Have you seen @tmbg's new sitcom, "Don't Trust the Drummer in Apartment 4"?
• Thu, 13:52: RT @AtheismNews: Not all professional athletes are delusional like Tim Tebow: Some get it. http://t.co/Al1c4Hzj
• Thu, 13:54: RT @FrankConniff: Now that George Zimmerman is in jail, he's vulnerable to attack from other prisoners brandishing skittles and iced tea.
• Thu, 14:10: RT @BorowitzReport: Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
• Thu, 14:15: The song "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?" obviously predates the atomic clock.

• Thu, 15:08: Did we order all these raindrops?
• Thu, 15:17: It's National Grilled Cheese Day. I guess toasted is close enough to grilled, right?
• Thu, 15:18: RT @LouisPeitzman: Didn't get a discount on my haircut even though "Hey Soul Sister" started playing in the middle.
• Thu, 15:20: RT @kelkulus: Contortionists will bend over backwards to please you.
• Thu, 15:36: What if I want to be there AND be square?
• Thu, 17:33: Read my response to "Front, middle or back of the movie theater?": http://t.co/x2Nv52pU
• Thu, 19:22: I had to strip to pay my way through stripper school.
• Thu, 19:35: Aberzombie & Lich: Clothing for Undead Douchebags
• Fri, 08:02: Personally, I'd say putting up with being married to Mitt Romney counts as work.
• Fri, 08:03: Former Fox News employee Newt Gingrich has accused the station of being biased toward Romney. http://t.co/re85fORt

• Fri, 11:44: Ken Stringfellow was once married to Kim Warnick? I was not aware.
• Fri, 11:51: A Mathematician in the Music World http://t.co/AhF1kH4m