My tweets

• Tue, 19:35: When I hear my own voice, I sound so stupid. Is that really how I come across?
• Tue, 19:47: RT @julieklausner: Re-signing Michael Vick does more damage to Nike's brand than the time that cult wore their stupid shoes while they c ...
• Tue, 20:09: What is it with chiropractors and the word "wellness"? For that matter, what is it with chiropractors, period?
• Tue, 23:11: Dee-scovery Is Our Aim and Purpose http://wp.me/pUiPY-pN
• Wed, 02:03: Fee Fi Fo Fum, Hee Hi Ho Hum http://wp.me/pUiPY-pP
• Wed, 08:06: Is it unusual to have dreams about needing to go to the bathroom? Because I have dreams like that pretty often.
• Wed, 08:07: Is #nationalkissingday a real thing? I kissed someone today, but she said my breath was bad. I hadn't brushed my teeth yet, you see.