My tweets

• Wed, 15:00: Going Faster Than a Roller Coaster http://j.mp/kLDdTU
• Wed, 20:03: Why is it apparently so difficult to keep paper towels and cleaning spray at every register?
• Wed, 20:05: RT @Jesus_M_Christ: My crucifixion was definitely an instance where keeping it real went wrong.
• Wed, 20:10: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Sarah Palin has quit her bus tour vacation halfway through so she can spend her time learning even less about Pa ...
• Wed, 20:10: RT @bridger_w: Maybe I'm missing something, but is the moral of The Princess and the Pea simply "Be a horrendous bitch"?
• Wed, 20:13: Are tiny burgers called sliders as a tie-in with the TV show from the 90s about alternate universes?
• Wed, 20:18: I'd rather people not talk about gyms in my presence. A possible exception can be made for the kind where Pokemon battle.
• Wed, 20:28: Don't blame me! I voted against stupid bumper stickers!
• Wed, 22:30: RT @bridger_w: I bet the biggest struggle the Necco company faces is keeping their customers from learning about the existence of other ...
• Thu, 07:58: Is there any significance to the fact that I dreamed about eating a dead cat?

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