Twitterpated

• 03:05 Nobody told me that the dude in the Twilight movie not only sparkles, but also makes sparkling SOUND EFFECTS. #
• 03:06 And why does the head vampire have a totally white face? Is he a mime? #
• 13:45 How the depiction of Jesus changed throughout history vovatia.wordpress.com/2010/06/13/hot-for-jesus/ #
• 13:54 Video: 30 Day Music Meme Day 07. A song that reminds you of a certain event Doobie Brothers - Black Water... tumblr.com/xpybhh0wu #
• 14:15 @KimberleyLocke If the jokes in
  Futurama are any indication, I'd say the airport. #
• 14:16 Happy birthday, @officialkat! Because I just know movie stars read every single birthday wish tweeted to them. :P #
• 14:21 @bohemea But they're brothers-in-law! Oh, wait. Full House wasn't real, was it? #
• 14:22 What a lot of people don't know is that the name "World Cup" originally referred not to the prize, but to the crotch protection. #
• 14:23 @huggythuggy Where did she think she was going? #
• 14:24 @ren
  long At least she didn't say "Dr. Spock." #
• 14:25 @ziggafoss That was happening to me for a little while a few days ago. Restarting the browser fixed it. #
• 14:32 @renlong Did he also give you a dollar? www.flickr.com/photos/fablesto/3626646162/ #
• 14:36 @3x1minus1 When I first saw this tweet, I thought you meant the screen was flashing. Would that be considered PervFail? #
• 14:37 Why is the hot weather always on weekends? SUNday wasn't meant to be taken literally, you k
  now! #
• 14:38 @ziggafoss It's hard to find good family units these days. That's why they have to look for them at the antique store. #
• 14:39 @margaretcho twitpic.com/1wf4ys - Wow, I didn't know they were still around. #
• 14:42 @3x1minus1 Maybe they're closed for Father's Day. Probably not, though. #
• 14:44 @CGCassimus I think they have that kind of machine in Atlantic City as well. #
• 14:46
  @3x1minus1 I haven't heard of any of the bands on there. #
• 15:35 I always have to question when people refer to certain celebrities as attention whores. Isn't that what a celebrity IS, by definition? #
• 16:03 Wow, hotornot.com is still around? I have to say putting your picture on that site automatically loses you some hotness points with me. #
• 16:36 I'm ruler of this moon, boy, so if you move I shoots. #
• 17:07 @TheRealTavie He could kill two birds with one stone by playing D&D with porn stars. tinyurl.com/ydj8d5g #
• 17:11 @billyhc I can't believe I actually laughed at that. #
• 17:12 Photo: My favorite holiday! Source: Autocomplete Me tumblr.com/xpybhsh8w #
• 17:22 Video: Mr. Show - The Hail Satan Network tumblr.com/xpybht20v #
• 17:23 White tornado my foot! That's a REAL tornado! You ain't in New York City, baby! #
• 17:29 If I were to read the Quran, what translation should I use? Sorry, but I'm not learning Arabic. #
• 17:29 No
  t yet, anyway. #
• 17:35 Last night, the History Channel had on a program called "Ancient Aliens." When did it change into the Bullshit Channel? #
• 19:49 I wonder if Momma ever dated the King of Id. #abnormallyshortcomicstripcharacters #

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