Twitterpated

• 08:09 Is white pizza a racist food? #
• 08:13 Another year, another threat from Simon Cowell to quit American Idol. #
• 08:20 I sometimes make an effort to space out my tweets, but then I sometimes forget what I was going to say. #
• 12:44 I'm trying to think of a scenario to parody The Rock as a tooth fairy, but I can't come up with anything crazier. #
• 12:46 William H. Macy as the Boogeyman? Free Willy as the Easter Bunny? Verne Troyer as Paul Bunyan? #
• 12:48 Maybe Osama bin Laden as Uncle Sam. His independent films have been quite successful, after all. #
• 12:54 @eehouls I haven't acquired a taste for tulip bulbs, so why onions? They're pretty similar, really. #
• 12:56 The business of America is busywork. #
• 15:03 @jlbellwriter Yeah, that's always been pretty much true for me. #
• 15:05 Good cheese steaks for lunch today. And hooray, no onions! #
• 15:11 @TheRealTavie All you other Tavies are just imitating, so won't the real Tavie please stand up? #
• 15:29 Ha
  d a dream that it was my last day of high school, yet I realized I'd already finished college. I think that was around when I woke up. #
• 15:33 I'd like to host an Oz-themed radio show. Hey, there have been some for Star Trek. #
• 15:39 @JaredofMo What about economist and doomsday prophet? #
• 15:59 @InBloomers No, I think that man is right. #
• 20:59 @NowIsStrange A Toto to my Dorothy, you mean? I'll just get Kevin Eubanks. #
• 21:43 @bil
  lyhc Every rose has its thorn, just like every Big Mac has its special sauce. #

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