vovat | Twitterpated (Reply)

08:09 Is white pizza a racist food? #
08:13 Another year, another threat from Simon Cowell to quit American Idol. #
08:20 I sometimes make an effort to space out my tweets, but then I sometimes forget what I was going to say. #
12:44 I'm trying to think of a scenario to parody The Rock as a tooth fairy, but I can't come up with anything crazier. #
12:46 William H. Macy as the Boogeyman? Free Willy as the Easter Bunny? Verne Troyer as Paul Bunyan? #
12:48 Maybe Osama bin Laden as Uncle Sam. His independent films have been quite successful, after all. #
12:54 @eehouls I haven't acquired a taste for tulip bulbs, so why onions? They're pretty similar, really. #
12:56 The business of America is busywork. #
15:03 @jlbellwriter Yeah, that's always been pretty much true for me. #
15:05 Good cheese steaks for lunch today. And hooray, no onions! #
15:11 @TheRealTavie All you other Tavies are just imitating, so won't the real Tavie please stand up? #
15:29 Ha
d a dream that it was my last day of high school, yet I realized I'd already finished college. I think that was around when I woke up. #
15:33 I'd like to host an Oz-themed radio show. Hey, there have been some for Star Trek. #
15:39 @JaredofMo What about economist and doomsday prophet? #
15:59 @InBloomers No, I think that man is right. #
20:59 @NowIsStrange A Toto to my Dorothy, you mean? I'll just get Kevin Eubanks. #
21:43 @bil
lyhc Every rose has its thorn, just like every Big Mac has its special sauce. #