The No-Talent Zone

I was thinking recently about how Bill O'Reilly is always complaining about people who criticize his show without watching it. Normally, I'd agree with him. The thing is, though, that I HAVE watched quite a few episodes of the Factor, and I can say that most of the criticisms I've heard lobbied by people who don't watch the show are spot on. You really only need to watch one or two Factor episodes to get the idea. It's kind of like Gilligan's Island in that respect. But unlike Gilligan's Island, it doesn't have a catchy theme song. So, much as Tom Lehrer did with Oedipus Rex, I've come up with a theme song for The O'Reilly Factor. It's just lyrics in this case, though, since I'm no musician.

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