vovat | Return of the Alphabet

I've already done the alphabet survey, but since

rockinlibrarian wrote the categories for this version, I'm going to do it again.

Amy's Own ABC Survey

A- Author whose books you devour obsessively: Pretty much anyone who writes things with "Oz" in the title. Also Terry Pratchett.
B- Beatles' song you love best! I'm quite fond of "Strawberry Fields Forever."
C- Candy you'd most prefer to get a lot of trick or treating (or any time): Milky Way
D- Disco song you secretly (or not so secretly) think rocks: I can't think of one offhand.
E- Evening rituals: I don't really have any. Checking things on the Internet might count, if it weren't for the fact that I usually also do that during the day. And if

bethje isn't in my presence, I usually call her.
F- Friend you'd choose as your child's godparent: I don't think my child would have a godparent.
G- Grape-nuts-- Good or Evil? Good. I used to eat them on top of my yogurt when I was young.
H- House that shows up in your dreams a lot, though it may not be your Dream House!: The house where I first lived tends to show up quite a bit.
I- Ice cream toppings you'd pick for the perfect Sundae: Multiple kinds of fruit
J- Joke you've probably told too many times: Taking things really literally, rather than how they were actually intended. (That counts, right?)
K- Kitchen gadget (and/or appliance) you can't live without: Cheese slicer
L- Line somebody's used to pick you up or whatnot that you actually think is pretty good: I've been picked up?
M- Medieval type you'd be most likely to be if you lived back then, regardless of gender role: A fool, perhaps?
N- Narcissistic tendencies: I'm going to repeat Amy's: "reading and rereading stuff I have written and finding it amusing"
O- Opera you at least sort of find interesting: I've never really gotten into any operas.
P- Punctuation mark you overuse: Commas
Q- Question you would ask God if you would be guaranteed a direct answer: What's the point of my life?
R- Religion you would follow if you didn't follow the one you follow now (assume agnostic, atheist, and non-organized-religion-following-but-spiritual count as "religions"): Maybe I'd start my own.
S- Song you want played at your funeral: "Dead," by They Might Be Giants
T- Time you really really missed me (the person you got this from): I can't think of any particular time, but I WOULD like to see Amy again at some point.
U- Unusual place you have taken a tour of: It's not THAT unusual, but the first place I thought of was Eastern State Penitentiary.
V- Vocal impressions you can do: I'm horrible at impressions. According to Beth, I do a decent Bill Clinton, but only when I'm not trying.
W- World Domination Plot: I'd conquer the world through love and kindness.
X- Xenophobic tendencies: I'm terrified of people from Luxembourg. No, seriously, I don't think I have any, really.
Y- Yiddish words or phrases you enjoy: Klutz
Z- Zoo animal your best friend most resembles: I don't really think she resembles any of them.