It's not cool to burn in Hell
Oct. 14th, 2005 03:13 pmOn Thursday night, we watched Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 and Hell House. The former wasn't particularly good. It had its moments, but it was definitely worse than the first two films in the series. It was slow, and I didn't really like Leatherface's family members much this time around. Besides, where did they come from? I thought we'd seen his entire surviving family (mostly brothers) in the first two parts. Also, it seemed to present Leatherface not just as a weird serial killer with a mask, but as someone with supernatural powers, which doesn't really fit the character. I mean, it's not like he became some kind of Freddy Krueger or Michael Myers, but he was practically invincible, and was apparently able to move really quickly. It kind of ruined the more realistic portrayal they had given him in the other movies.
Hell House was really very disturbing. It was a documentary about the haunted houses that fundamentalist Christians set up around Halloween to scare people into joining their religion. What disturbed me most about the film was how much fun the people seemed to have in portraying abusive parents, rapists, drug dealers, and the like. There was at least one girl who was excited that she got a part in the rape scene. It made Beth and me wonder if, for some of these people, it wasn't simply a case of wanting to convert people or the love of theater, but rather some kind of sick fantasy brought about by repression and such.
What they were allowed to act out struck me as remarkably inconsistent. One of the creepy guys in charge of the event said that they didn't want to have people pretend to be gay and make out, because that would be too close to actually having homosexual relations. Yet acting out rape and abuse are somehow okay? Sounds like someone needs to get their priorities in order. There was also a scene in the documentary where two people were writing a script for an occult scene. In true Jack Chick fashion, they said someone got interested in the occult through Harry Potter and role-playing games (their specific example was Magic: The Gathering). So here's what I don't get. In fantasy role-playing games, people pretend to cast spells. When acting out these skits, people pretend to cast spells. What's the difference? Is it okay when the church is sponsoring it, or what? And if that's the case, why isn't it okay for a boy to pretend to make out with another boy, if that's also for a church-sponsored skit?
So, yeah, the whole thing was pretty messed up. I'd definitely recommend seeing Hell House. I wouldn't recommend Leatherface as highly, but I guess you should go ahead and watch it if you've seen the first two. I mean, I'm a completist like that, so I certainly couldn't fault other people for being the same way.
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Date: 2005-10-14 08:01 pm (UTC)Space is always vaguely defined in the Peanuts world. Even in the comics you're never quite sure where things are in relation to each other. I don't think Schulz went out of his way to do that but the end result, as least to my mind, is that it makes the characters and their situations universal. Everyone can relate to it; people who grew up in Kansas as well as people from California.
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Date: 2005-10-14 09:28 pm (UTC)Well, you don't have to be logical to be consistent, but these people weren't either.
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Date: 2005-10-14 08:25 pm (UTC)My favorite part, that I DO remember was when they were discussing Magic: The Gathering, it was obvious they had only heard about the game second-hand, because no one knew a thing about it, even its name.
"I think it's called Magic The Gathering?"
"Is it Magic comma The Gathering?"
"I don't think there's punctuation"
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Date: 2005-10-15 12:41 am (UTC)I am reminded of this little test.
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Date: 2005-10-15 08:03 pm (UTC)Documentaries with a definite directorial voice are good too, but it tends to work better in the Essay Format (Michael Moore's work, or "Grizzly Man" by Werner Herzog) than the Jouranlistic-Posing Type (like Chris Smith, which tends to be "I am just reporting on these people, but by the way, look how waacckyy they are and how much better I am to them!!!"). "Hell House" was legitimately Journalistic, which is why it worked and why I was initially a little worried, because it IS a topic that would be really easy to slide into Journalistic-Posing.