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Thu, 14:20: Actual Trump quote: "I'm president, and you're not." What does Chevy Chase think? https://t.co/9xAzzpay3M
Thu, 14:48: If Trump correctly guessed the number of jellybeans in the jar, he'd consider it the greatest accomplishment of his presidency.
Thu, 14:51: Trump, you're one of the most powerful people in the world. Who cares if you were on the most magazine covers? Why the pissing contests?
Thu, 15:13: Trump is probably right that Time interviewed him because it would sell, but a lot of terrible things sell.
Thu, 16:20: Trump claims he accurately predicted Brexit the day before the vote. If that's a prediction, so is correctly calling a coin toss.
Thu, 19:01: Behold the Coagula https://t.co/WfZOs9I5C6 https://t.co/EJKubtteMP
Fri, 07:53: Eppe peppe kakke, hillo hollo hello, zizzy zuzzy zik!
Fri, 08:04: RT @JoyAnnReid: Basically. #TrumpRyancare https://t.co/PWwAYfP6vg
Fri, 08:09: RT @GeorgeTakei: It breaks my heart to hear civic leaders still defend the internment. Have we learned nothing? https://t.co/6SLbBjSdCQ
Fri, 08:18: RT @ParkerMolloy: Trump voter is married to an undocumented immigrant, is shocked when he gets detained and set for deportation. 🤦‍♀️ https…

Fri, 08:51: After Trump saw "Get Out," he proposed massive federal funding for the Order of the Coagula.
Fri, 11:06: RT @SuperMarioFact: Bowser is furious at his children (except Lemmy Koopa, as he's a "blithering idiot").
Fri, 11:08: Remember, March Madness can lead to April Aggression.

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