- Thu, 14:55: Mmmm...chocolate wheels. @ Brooklyn Army Terminal https://t.co/VwDMaAuC4I
- Thu, 15:27: I'm so sick of hearing the word "deal" that, next time I play cards, I'm going to say, "Who's distributing the cards this hand?"
- Thu, 15:28: How is Trump going to make good deals when all his casino workers are being laid off?
- Thu, 15:58: This is new (by which I mean from within the past six months). @ Brooklyn Army Terminal https://t.co/enTUb5bWtR
- Thu, 23:03: Kondo’s Kompositions https://t.co/JYXzgNz6p3 https://t.co/MTBbB430rT
- Fri, 09:08: I hope Trump at least paid the hookers who pissed on him.
- Fri, 09:43: RT @GusTheFox: THE DONALD TRUMP INAUGURATION SCHEDULE 2017 https://t.co/zwDkvFMfBM
- Fri, 09:45: His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots you, it's gonna hurt. Actually, that's the case if ANYONE shoots you.
- Fri, 11:12: Today marks the American release of #DragonQuestVIII, and the inauguration of the new Demon Lord.
- Fri, 11:14: Alicia Keys performed at Obama's inauguration. I think Trump booked Alicia Locks.
- Fri, 11:21: RT @D2BMcG: Never play scrabble with an English man; we'll slip some additional u's, g's and h's in just for the triple word score.
- Fri, 11:26: Trump: "So, you're finally giving up." Obama: "No, I've served as long as anyone is allowed." T: "Like I said, givi… https://t.co/kusQLXV25H
- Fri, 11:27: RT @JJ_Bola: Big big men saying a woman is 'asking for it' for wearing a skirt. I'd hate to think of what goes through your minds when you…
- Fri, 11:29: RT @GianDoh: The toughest part about doing it doggystyle is circling four times before lying down. I get really dizzy.