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Sat, 13:38: RT @BoobsRadley: This is a strange thing to say about an incoming elected official but -- I really hope this guy gets the help he needs. ht…
Sat, 13:42: NASA has discovered a planet orbiting the star Cucculon Beta, now believed to be the origin of the Alt-Right.
Sat, 13:51: In other news, water is wet. https://t.co/qLShcNv0fE
Sat, 13:53: I respect people who investigate politicans' claims, but it seems rather pointless with Trump. He's not just a liar, but a blithering idiot.
Sat, 13:54: Fact-checking Trump is basically the same as fact-checking the guy babbling to himself at the bus station.
Sat, 14:27: Had a dream about reading a Thompson Oz book I hadn't seen before. There was something about salmon, and two guys pretending to be founders.
Sat, 14:28: The founders of an Ozian community were both named Mr. K. Kind of Kafka-esque.
Sat, 14:30: RT @sonic_hedgehog: All new year, same old archenemy. https://t.co/7CJ2lZt1bf
Sat, 14:30: RT @MattOswaltVA: this sounds like something the Joker would say right before releasing a swarm of killer bees into Gotham https://t.co/SyK…
Sat, 14:30: RT @MISTERHIPP: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. https://t.co/p92eowLfW9

Sat, 16:43: I prefer my games leisurely, so I'm sticking with Super Mario Stroll.
Sat, 16:53: RT @SethGoodtime: I'm saddened this New Years Eve. I have been contemplating my future and realized I won't live to the year 8008, year of…
Sat, 18:50: RT @jfruh: i really want chik-fil-a to introduce beef products so they can do ads where cows are shocked that their collaboration hasn't sa…
Sat, 18:52: RT @dadjokehansolo: 2016 turned out a lot like Ben It was okay at the beginning, but then it killed everyone and helped bring a terrifying…
Sat, 18:53: RT @thomas_violence: i'm sick of how millennials are always eating breakfast instead of buying houses at the income to house price ratios f…
Sat, 18:59: A werewolf attacked me know when you can't find it was masturbation. https://t.co/4mHmmNgbGl
Sat, 19:00: RT @SomeChrisTweets: New year, new you! And over there, you. Behind those trees, another you. Steadily closing in, even more yous. Why is t…
Sat, 19:05: RT @TeaPainUSA: #WhatWeLearnedIn2016 America held an intoxicated Olympic swimmer to a higher standard of truth and integrity than it's Pres…
Sat, 19:08: My 2017 will be a giraffe and I doubt it will take to the Abominable snowman named for people who aren't me. https://t.co/UQ2wDI0PCL
Sat, 21:20: Spam post on Tumblr: "DATE THESE TITS NOW." What, the rest of the woman isn't included?

Sat, 21:57: RT @The__Goomba: New #Zelda art side by side with what inspired it. https://t.co/5VPMOdSgqY
Sat, 22:20: I don't want to see a retrospective of 2016. It was bad enough the first time.
Sun, 01:09: Happy Feast of the Circumcision! Here's a post about the hunt for Jesus' foreskin (and other relics). https://t.co/wrKb69CRAl

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