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Fri, 15:38: I think I would have preferred a cowboy riding an ostrich. I wasn't really into horses. #rudolphtherednosedreindeer
Fri, 18:27: RT @QwertyJones3: What are you calling your new burger place? "Six Guys" No that's too many guys *pushes Jon out the door* "How about no…
Fri, 19:08: RT @softreeds: read this. read it again. read it again. read it again. read it again. read it again. now make everyone you know read it. t…
Fri, 19:20: If Japan gets nukes, I hope they have Hello Kitty on them. Okay, maybe Badtz-Maru instead.
Sat, 08:13: RT @angrysantaelf: Santa usually combines two toys to create a new one. Hence "Operation Perfection" in which a timer causes all the intern…
Sat, 08:14: RT @mynameisntdave: Plz don't make me find drugs today woof https://t.co/iO32tcC5UT
Sat, 08:17: RT @sirchrisdaniels: What if they've been giving Trump fake phone numbers so he's not really talking to different foreign leaders, and it's…
Sat, 08:28: RT @PKBlake: Interesting how there's water in the toilet but I'm not allowed to drink out of it https://t.co/LNndtjjixN

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