vovat | My tweets

Thu, 16:00: Breitbart urges a boycott of Kellogg's until they agree to deport Toucan Sam.
Thu, 16:02: RT @flashboy: …then Queen Victoria told me to mind the ham, and Ghandi turned into a glowing bird. Oh shit it’s really kicking in now. I ca…
Thu, 17:14: Can you believe the Duane Reade I was in today had Sharper Image products, but no Trump Steaks?
Thu, 17:42: I believe Elf on the Shelf was started by Sauron as a way to display the bodies of his enemies.
Fri, 08:58: Whether Super Mario World or SMB3 is a better game led to the schism between Yoshiites and Angry Sun-nis.
Fri, 09:56: Pac-Man Fever isn't all that serious, except when it leads to Space Invader Influenza.
Fri, 10:38: Hate to break it to you, Link, but after that Lon Lon milk you need a Breath Mint of the Wild.
Fri, 10:43: I assume Extreme Vetting will be sponsored by Mountain Dew.
Fri, 13:16: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: If women are going to have to pay for funerals for their aborted fetuses the GOP should have to pay for funerals for wom…
Fri, 13:26: RT @thekareem: When you realize that the Spice Girls have more foreign policy experience than Donald Trump https://t.co/DctfGUolTX

Fri, 13:31: Maybe men in general will be more concerned when Pence demands a funeral for every sperm that doesn't fertilize an egg.
Fri, 13:58: Ever thought of how many songs there are about being alone on Christmas?

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