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Sun, 12:55: A Mutagen-Filled Origin https://t.co/h8O0bNIJk0 https://t.co/hAY0eA8Il2
Sun, 16:07: I assume the #draintheswamp hashtag is literal, because Republicans don't care about preserving our wetlands.
Sun, 16:58: Still think it's weird that an Ayn Rand fan co-created Spider-Man, a hero who usually only succeeds when he DOESN'T act in his own interest.
Sun, 17:52: It makes me feel old to think that, if they made Donkey Kong Country today, it would be Cranky with the boombox.
Mon, 08:17: The electoral college now has fewer members than ever. The tuition is just too high.
Mon, 08:55: I found a set of keys in the street, and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Mon, 08:55: RT @kurteichenwald: Dont know why I go 2 the painstaking trouble of developing sources. Every Trump supporter seems to know every secret fa…
Mon, 10:41: When Trump complained about Jay Z's language, I assume it was because he confused Donald by using words of more than two syllables.
Mon, 10:50: Be sure to leave an extra Mazel Tov cocktail for Elijah.
Mon, 10:51: RT @JohnFugelsang: This Tuesday ask yourself how happy you want to make David Duke, ISIS, Putin, the KKK, Kim Jong-un, the American Nazi Pa…

Mon, 10:51: RT @GuapoFlames: #IfWinterWereCancelled it would mean the network executives had finally taken its poor ratings seriously.
Mon, 10:53: #IfWinterWereCancelled what would the groundhog have to do?
Mon, 10:55: RT @Olivianuzzi: Kellyanne Conway, being pulled over: Ma'am, you were going 90 I wasn't going anywhere What I'm not in a car What This is…
Mon, 11:07: #IfWinterWereCancelled @marissa_meyer would lose some royalties.
Mon, 11:07: RT @muchachalove: Twitter開けたらびっくりする数のRTといいねがきてありがとうございます😭😭 https://t.co/yTauGg2IZj
Mon, 11:10: RT @TeaPainUSA: Melania wants to end internet bullying? Really? #MelaniaSpeech https://t.co/2qDT6yft2j
Mon, 11:13: RT @jlbellwriter: RT @Rschooley: Let's play "Guess the race, sexual orientation and financial security of the writer." https://t.co/g3TPCUV…
Mon, 11:26: But Ted Nugent, without Obamacare, how will we afford treatment for cat scratch fever?

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