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Sun, 15:21: The makers of Jolly Ranchers also released Angry Racist Ranchers in honor of Cliven Bundy. #FakeCandyFacts
Sun, 15:35: RT @Chris_Kokoski: Hold a bag of Hershey's Kisses and ask strangers "Do you want a kiss?" Nobody has ever done that and it's not super cree…
Sun, 15:57: RT @MatCro: It's like the real meaning of Hallowe'en has been lost. Most people don't even know that Jesus fought a pumpkin, let alone why.
Sun, 16:11: Molasses candy is still as popular as ever. #FakeCandyFacts
Sun, 16:22: RT @CulturedRuffian: I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana.
Sun, 16:40: I appreciate that the Bushes hate Trump. It's like when Mario and Bowser teamed up against Smithy.
Sun, 17:05: RT @sonic_hedgehog: Need a last-minute Halloween costume? We got you. https://t.co/wMOFgprLZI
Sun, 19:34: Biden must have thought "when they go low, we go high" referred to punches.
Sun, 20:37: If you're going to believe unlikely rumors about the Clintons, I'd be most concerned about the one that they left Socks at the White House.
Mon, 14:36: Madness and Murder https://t.co/Py9qhNdn1o https://t.co/97V8fGllxY

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