- Thu, 12:11: RT @nerdgirlcomedy: Trump: I will not talk about my plans, only attack Hillary, but blacks and Latinos you should vote for me I love chickeâ¦
- Thu, 12:17: Shrimp basket of deplorables #PoliticalFoods @midnight
- Thu, 12:23: RT @thenoahkinsey: "They just rip the baby out the day before it's due!" Pretty sure Trump is confusing late term abortion with a c-sectioâ¦
- Thu, 20:21: Bad Hombres and Nasty Women https://t.co/MvoSaraIxE https://t.co/AwWexCeO8T
- Thu, 20:25: Trump's strategy: Say the words "radical Islamic terrorism" and ISIS comes down. https://t.co/lbkrpnOVa4
- Thu, 20:31: If Hillary has a dream of open borders, that doesn't mean she thinks it's currently realistic. That's why it's a dream. #debate
- Thu, 20:32: RT @BenSethRosen: The Giving Tree. Tremendous tree. Gives away all its branches for free. Awful. Would have negotiated better deal. #TrumpBâ¦
- Thu, 20:34: RT @AlexHalaska: Pinocchio? No puppet. No puppet. YOU'RE the puppet. Bad nose. My nose? I guarantee you there is no problem, I guarantee.â¦
- Thu, 21:47: @BubblesnBooze Maybe there's an untapped market there.
- Thu, 22:04: RT @jlbellwriter: RT @studiesincrap: "such a nasty woman" is the closest i've ever heard a real person get to muttering "tricksy hobbitses"
- Thu, 22:08: RT @AdamParkhomenko: I've never been to Trump Tower but imagine it looks something like this https://t.co/loyYMQ1zJs
- Thu, 22:09: RT @DirtMcTurd: I dare you to grab my pussy Donald https://t.co/UZUZviZ0Uf
- Thu, 22:19: RT @almightygod: Trump v. Jesus: https://t.co/3VKcWsztsk
- Thu, 23:15: RT @RaphaelBW: -okay so it's a western but starring a mouse -we JUST made a jewish immigrant movie with mice -fuck it, use the same mouse,â¦
- Fri, 09:34: Practically everyone else has an umbrella. How was I to know this was the kind of rain that soaks your pants?
- Fri, 09:35: RT @drhappyknuckles: Wracking my brains to think of a single joyful or even somewhat fun aspect of traditional masculinity.
- Fri, 09:37: Some guy on the subway is talking about someone lying about eating an egg. Either I misheard the words, or that was one valuable egg.
- Fri, 10:40: Never quite understood people who say not to trust anybody but yourself. I don't trust myself either.
- Fri, 10:55: When Pop caught me playin' Nintendo 'stead o' whitewarshin' the fence, he whupped me wit' the Nintendo Switch.