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Mon, 12:44: Arnold Palmer's body is being preserved in a mixture of iced tea, lemonade, and embalming fluid.
Mon, 21:10: Mexico is apparently the eighth wonder of the world. Never mind that only one of the original seven still exists. #debatenight
Mon, 21:15: Trump, if you really care about Hillary's happiness, drop out. #debatenight
Mon, 21:22: RT @KatyTurNBC: Trump on climate change in 2012 https://t.co/yICEQIbxJ1
Mon, 21:32: I thought bubbles were pretty much universally considered cute. #debatenight
Mon, 21:34: Trump should release his taxes, but it's not going to affect anything. His supporters already think only schmucks pay taxes. #debatenight
Mon, 21:34: RT @michaelianblack: "I've been audited almost every year." Not a great reason to trust you, Donald.
Mon, 21:37: Hillary, release all your deleted emails, especially the ones advertising penis enlargement products! #debatenight
Mon, 21:40: Trump, you sayEVERYTHING in a bragadocious way. #debatenight
Mon, 21:42: RT @thenoahkinsey: "I've met people who were stiffed by you, Donald." *points off stage* "HERE THEY ARE! COME ON DOWN!" *Price is Right mus…

Mon, 21:43: RT @Jgangsta187: @Nintendo_Legend "We're gonna build a moon wall and we're gonna make the moon pay for it. Make Termina safe again."
Mon, 21:52: RT @EugeneMirman: "A very against police judge" - Donald Trump, recent Chinese immigrant.
Mon, 21:53: I think my cats would be in favor of Stop and Friskies.
Mon, 21:57: RT @LOLGOP: Trump will heal the racial divide by randomly stopping black people, searching them and then telling them how terrible their li…
Mon, 21:57: RT @LOLGOP: Donald Trump prepared for tonight's debate by spending 70 years yelling at women.
Mon, 22:03: RT @NoThoughtsHere: Donald Trump granted President Obama citizenship and discovered that Ted Cruz's father was on the grassy knoll. #Deba…
Mon, 22:07: RT @jdcrowley: TRUMP: I ask a lot of people about their birth certificates. Can't get hard from normal porn. Only strangers' birth paperwor…
Mon, 22:16: Does Trump still believe that to the Victor go the spoils? #debatenight
Mon, 22:17: RT @adamzopf: Does Trump think "The Oil" is like an amulet you can just put in your pocket Indiana Jones style?
Mon, 22:22: Trump wanted to take all the oil, but Carmen Sandiego beat him to it. #debatenight

Mon, 22:23: Beth predicts a "call Hannity" meme. #debatenight
Mon, 22:24: Who you gonna call? Sean Hannity! #debatenight
Mon, 22:37: "For once in my life, I didn't make a personal attack. Give me a medal!" #debatenight
Mon, 22:38: RT @TeaPartyCat: Trump: "I never said all these demeaning things about dumb ugly bitches that Hillary claims I did." #DebateNight
Mon, 22:39: RT @TechnicallyRon: Tonight's debate in one accurate TV caption #debatenight https://t.co/vzVM4eJUcS
Mon, 22:49: RT @jrome58: "Sean Hannity knows! He was there! Sean, tell them we didn't put that firecracker in that dogs mouth together."
Mon, 23:21: Maybe some of them endorsed him several times. https://t.co/T4LavHhxux
Mon, 23:35: Sure, it takes a certain kind of intelligence to take advantage of people for a buck, but it's sociopathic intelligence. #Debates2016
Mon, 23:35: RT @DALLASNITES: Trump tomorrow: "I was never at a debate. In fact, I've never even met Hillary Clinton" #DebateNight
Mon, 23:40: How much of the debate was Trump bragging about the nasty things he's done? "Nobody's drowned more puppies than I have!" #Debates2016

Tue, 06:15: RT @rainnwilson: Got a hold of Trumps tax returns! @RealDonaldTrump https://t.co/xQvufd4PfL
Tue, 06:16: RT @abbycohenwl: Donald: I think Hillary and I agree on child care except about numbers and amounts and whether we should date our own

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