My tweets

[vovat]

• Fri, 12:07: Christie inconvenienced a bunch of people to get revenge on one guy. That's such Republican thinking. Trickle-up bridge closing.
• Fri, 12:14: RT @owillis: if u think conservatives are being unfairly targeted on twitter i have about 50,000 trump fans calling for women to be raped w…
• Fri, 12:27: RT @Highspirits_1: So I compiled a list of 70, Dragon Quest 7 (3DS) One liners by the Jester. If anyone finds any more, let me know! https…
• Fri, 12:39: Taking a civil service test tomorrow morning, and seeing @alyankovic in the evening. It's the waiting that I dread.
• Fri, 12:40: RT @jrome58: So: 1) The idea that content warnings are innately liberal is incorrect 2) Trigger warnings are warnings, not restrictions.
• Fri, 12:43: RT @fmarciuliano: What Leaves Think About While Falling #Fall https://t.co/32dai6Bqhb
• Fri, 12:43: RT @theclobra: Being bi-sexual gives you the power of invisibility? This just isn't fair at all. #BiVisibilityDay
• Fri, 12:46: RT @pattymo: TRUMP: Get that judge from My Cousin Vinny on the Supreme Court list STAFFER: The actor, Fred Gwynne? He died in 1993 TRUMP: M…
• Fri, 12:46: RT @joshgondelman: Every college football fight song would sound so dorky during an actual fight. "Oh you wanna go?" *ten trombones start p…
• Fri, 12:54: Trump is the kind of guy who'd slit his mom's throat for a nickel. But then, Ben Carson attacked his mom w/a hammer with no nickel involved

• Fri, 18:25: Ted Cruz has endorsed Trump, thereby tacitly stating that insulting his wife is okay with him.
• Fri, 18:28: I think Melania Trump and Heidi Cruz might actually be the same person in different wigs anyway.
• Fri, 18:32: RT @BrianRScully: The whores at CNN will show a man dying to lead into a commercial but bleep out the word "fucking"... what a bunch of hyp…
• Fri, 21:06: So both Brangel and Ina are single now?
• Fri, 21:13: I love often they use "Dr." and "Mountain" in the names. One grocery store had Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning. https://t.co/rv0jGEIeZ0
• Fri, 21:35: Is it acceptable for white mages to wear white after Labor Day?
• Fri, 21:38: RT @billmaher: #Trump saying "I called it" about the NY/NJ bombing: Donald Trump is the only person besides terrorists who claims credit fo…
• Sat, 08:52: RT @FrankConniff: I give Ted Cruz credit for backing Trump. It takes a big man to admit that your wife is ugly and your dad really did cons…
• Sat, 08:58: RT @drhappyknuckles: 'Black people should just get over it' - white person who has absolutely no idea what 'it' actually refers to
• Sat, 09:02: RT @UncleDuke1969: Agent: I’m here to give Trump intelligence. Staffer: Good job! A: Huh? S: Saying that without laughing. A: Thanks! I pra…

• Sat, 09:04: RT @thetits: I bet no one ever asked the guy that named the grapefruit to ever name a fruit again
• Sat, 09:10: RT @dafloydsta: [murder scene] DETECTIVE: What do we have here? ME: Dead people. Jesus, Frank, is this your first fuckin day?
• Sat, 10:47: I'm usually the first one in the room to finish civil service tests. It makes me a little nervous, but I think I'm just a fast reader.
• Sat, 11:11: One possible plus is that I can't recall having heard about the Tea Party since the Republicans nominated Trump.
• Sat, 11:33: RT @ToughPigs: Happy birthday to both Jim Henson and Steve Whitmire! (Instantly classic artwork by Smig.) https://t.co/ekYLPDkT5x
• Sat, 11:37: RT @PiercedSkull: "After much thought, I've concluded: my wife is ugly, my father is a murderer and Trump IS the right choice for POTUS" -…