- Fri, 18:52: Pigeon in the rafters @ Philadelphia Greyhound Terminal https://t.co/SSNhA6UDWq
- Sat, 09:18: RT @wayne_robb: I want to defend a penguin in court just so I can say, "Your Honour. My client is clearly not a flight risk."
- Sat, 09:25: RT @ZackBornstein: First Obama came for my guns. Then he came for my knives. Then he came for my dinette set. Then he redecorated the whole…
- Sat, 09:28: RT @Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the…