vovat | My tweets

Tue, 14:58: Is it strange that I never wanted an email address with numbers in it? They seem less original and harder to remember.
Tue, 14:59: On the other hand, having your birthdate in your username can be convenient if you want people to know when it is.
Tue, 15:04: Learn Themiscyran. #HowToTalkToAWonderWoman
Tue, 15:05: RT @morninggloria: #howtotalktoawoman take a submissive stance, do not show your teeth, and if you hear growling, back away without makingâ¦
Tue, 15:06: Colt 45 also helps. https://t.co/epjs2x7d7e
Tue, 15:07: RT @WhateverLizzie: #HowToTalkToAWoman who prays to her father, the river god, to be transformed into a laurel tree while running from yourâ¦
Tue, 15:09: RT @benadryI: Instead of defending and making excuses for him, get Chris Brown some help. Please.
Tue, 15:11: RT @eileendefreest: #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans "The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Shot And Eaten"
Tue, 15:12: RT @Normsmusic: #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans Everthing will be Alt-Right
Tue, 15:12: RT @CeeLeeMusic: I'm Racist, I'm Sexist, I'm Unfit - And Gosh Darn It, People Like Me #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans

Tue, 15:12: RT @Nintendo_Legend: #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans "Campaign on the basis of the strength of my ideas rather than by attacking the characteâ¦
Tue, 15:15: I wasn't totally sure why Trump's health mattered that much, but then I realized President Pence would likely be even worse.
Tue, 15:17: "I'm not racist! I love Chris Brown!" #RejectedTrumpCampaignSlogans
Tue, 15:19: RT @Hot_Wheels: #StacheGoals: Who wears it better #Mario or #Luigi? https://t.co/aUzWIRWmOc
Tue, 15:20: RT @askBender: "I'm not a robot like you, I don't like having discs crammed into me, unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth" -Fry
Tue, 15:32: SPOILER: It's a rat's tail. Which also features in FF4. https://t.co/CcDh71Sbop
Tue, 15:32: RT @DaddyJew: Me: I'm gonna be late Boss: why? Me: *stealthily following a chicken after it crossed the road* I'm solving a mystery
Tue, 15:38: #WillAlwaysHaveTime, but not necessarily space.
Tue, 15:39: RT @randilynisin: #WillAlwaysHaveTime on and Pumbaa https://t.co/sspmiOoPf4
Tue, 15:40: Mysidian lives matter! https://t.co/2AckCj83qz

Tue, 19:57: Perfectly Petrified https://t.co/WT85TD98ud https://t.co/92mtGLLr2X
Wed, 07:31: RT @charlotteirene8: White people: "Black people should protest peacefully!" *Black person sits quietly during national anthem* White peoplâ¦
Wed, 07:45: RT @scottEweinberg: If Trump goes to Mexico tomorrow we should build a wall before he comes back.
Wed, 07:45: RT @DLin71: How to revive interest in Trump campaign -Go to Mexico -Christmas special -Jump shark on waterskis -Long lost Trump twin -Cousiâ¦
Wed, 07:45: RT @DLin71: Is Trump erratic? If only we had a signâ¦ *3 wives* *7 party switches since 1999* *3 campaign managers since June* Any sign atâ¦
Wed, 07:45: RT @River_Niles: Me: Its almost 5:30am go to sleep Brain: An octopus would be so good at cartwheels Me: Brain: Me: Shit you're right
Wed, 07:47: "So, Mr. President, how's the rape and drug trafficking going?" #TrumpsMexicoTripSayings
Wed, 07:48: RT @nerdgirlcomedy: So sad when must trade in a life of marauding for the stability of an office job and sedan vehicle. https://t.co/g8cc6zâ¦
Wed, 07:56: RT @AlsBoy: Guys, don't let this headphones thing mislead you, women that aren't wearing them probably don't want to talk to you either
Wed, 07:56: RT @Vodkantots: So do people who complain about Mondays just not realize that the rest of the week is horrible too?

Wed, 07:56: The same goes double for cats. https://t.co/Zt5Lyb5dgn
Wed, 08:03: RT @Robot_Bastard: @DLin71 Trump and Hillary finally kiss
Wed, 08:10: RT @AlbertsonB2: When we send Mexico our political candidates, we don't send our best.
Wed, 08:35: I hate when I search for Norse/Germanic mythology and come across white supremacists. Leave Odin alone, bigots!
Wed, 08:44: I guess Norse mythology DOES involve several supernatural races in constant war, and sometimes having sex with each other.
Wed, 08:46: I can imagine the arguments: "Thor can't be racist against Jotun! He had kids with one!"
Wed, 08:48: I appreciate @camphalfblood introducing an Islamic Valkyrie, but I have to wonder how it works. Does Valhalla have halal food?
Wed, 08:49: Val-Halal should totally be a restaurant if it isn't already.
Wed, 08:50: RT @kashanacauley: If you don't like it when people sit during the national anthem, you're going to hate it when you find out about policeâ¦
Wed, 08:56: Suggested headline: Peña Nieto and the Pendejo

Wed, 08:59: RT @heiditron3000: ...you're just going to walk into a Taco Bell and shout "HI MR. PRESIDENT" at the cashier, aren't you? https://t.co/7uohâ¦
Wed, 08:59: RT @robreiner: Clearly we're not sending our best to Mexico. We're sending liars. We're sending narcissists. We're sending sociopaths.
Wed, 09:00: RT @EugeneMirman: I will be releasing the full set of rules of how to properly love your country later this afternoon. Please comply.
Wed, 11:20: RT @MagicalNinja73: Mayo on everything! Don't put it on my grilled cheese sammie and dont put it on french fries either! #MustBeBanned

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