- Sat, 20:07: Living statue is not a job available to those of us as fidgety as I am.
- Sat, 20:08: RT @AndySandford: Other people are gettin these amber alerts, right? Like, it's not up to me to find these kids?
- Sat, 20:25: RT @goodhairperson: I don't really care how big your baby has gotten. Any baby can keep getting bigger. Call me when he grows tentacles or…
- Sat, 20:25: RT @TeaPartyCat: Donald Trump: “The blacks will vote for me, because I will keep them from being murdered by criminals by having them murde…
- Sat, 20:31: RT @monaeltahawy: #Purple https://t.co/0agKhiOn6G
- Sat, 20:34: Why isn't there an upscale restaurant with arcade games called Charles Edmund Cheese III?
- Sat, 23:10: RT @9_volt88: Hahaha https://t.co/bPbEh5ZykI
- Sat, 23:12: RT @michaelianblack: Of all the offensive things professional football players do, taking a political stance seems to be one of the least o…
- Sun, 03:02: This clown eats garbage. @ Wonder Wheel Amusement Park Coney Island https://t.co/SDYxhl28mL
- Sun, 03:26: This cat came right up to me and let me touch it, which is unusual for cats on the city streets.… https://t.co/v0ZDy9TIQ9
- Sun, 03:37: I just think he looks like a hippie burnout. Kinda sounds like one, too. https://t.co/ahpaG67AQD
- Sun, 03:38: RT @robfee: Donald Trump's doctor seems untrustworthy at best. https://t.co/KPa0Lz9IFO