- Fri, 15:50: An appropriate picture for anything involving Rubio⚡ Marco Rubio says Zika-related abortions should be illegal https://t.co/Rf6iktIWXl
- Fri, 19:56: Eating on the road, literally @ Brookyn https://t.co/xkIg82aCr2
- Fri, 20:01: Never knew Brooklyn had a Canaanite population. @ 71st Street https://t.co/NYb8x3cXVe
- Fri, 20:10: RT @farwzaz: pro tip to journalists covering the olympics this year: women have names. use them. https://t.co/vld1EHseDX
- Fri, 20:10: RT @paprbckparadise: $1 #books https://t.co/2XYDYzxN6O
- Fri, 20:13: Freaking out in the afternoon, looking at a daytime moon. (Okay, it was actually evening.) @ New… https://t.co/egFlCy43Ct
- Sat, 00:42: How did Cole Porter think UNeducated fleas reproduced?
- Sat, 01:42: "I lost to a bunch of losers!" -Wario https://t.co/G1UuXkEyBQ
- Sat, 11:30: "Shot put" is such a weird name. What does it have to do with shooting or putting?